[bras were invented by satan as a way to punish lascivious men for eternity. their circle in hell is a line of beautiful women wanting them...wearing the most complicated and devilish bra known to man. forever tempted by breasts. a worthy fate.
his brain isn't even tuned to the right frequency for words right now, much less proper conversation. what's working through his fuzzy mind is that it wasn't...bad. on the contrary. but he didn't feel like anything physical about him had changed. he didn't even 87% manlier. maybe just 53%. was it that they'd done something wrong?
or was it that maybe this whole first time business wasn't as big a deal as people made it out to be?
regardless, sounds from the city are starting to reassert themselves in his consciousness. someone must have moved the antenna to the right position. he grunts, voice rumbly:] Tickles.
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his brain isn't even tuned to the right frequency for words right now, much less proper conversation. what's working through his fuzzy mind is that it wasn't...bad. on the contrary. but he didn't feel like anything physical about him had changed. he didn't even 87% manlier. maybe just 53%. was it that they'd done something wrong?
or was it that maybe this whole first time business wasn't as big a deal as people made it out to be?
regardless, sounds from the city are starting to reassert themselves in his consciousness. someone must have moved the antenna to the right position. he grunts, voice rumbly:] Tickles.